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Highest Poor Incomes: 744thMost Secular: 1,071stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,322nd
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
A speech a day keeps those leeches away.
Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Wese Zippopiteradgil

Population5.649 billion

CapitalThe Silvern City
LeaderOverlord Apu Abuhabuhai
FaithEternal Chess Club


The Empire of Wese Zippopiteradgil is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.649 billion Wese Zippopiteradgilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Silvern City. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wese Zippopiteradgilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion shares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 279,898 shares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wese Zippopiteradgil's national animal is the Megasloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternal Chess Club.

Wese Zippopiteradgil is ranked 2,436th in the world and 51st in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 981 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Poor Incomes: 744thMost Secular: 1,071stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,393rdMost Influential: 1,666thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,230thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,231stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,257thLargest Black Market: 2,436thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,472ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,477thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,117thMost Developed: 4,242ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,297thSmartest Citizens: 4,927thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,382ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,924thLargest Retail Industry: 6,551stMost Efficient Economies: 6,771stLargest Governments: 7,640thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,440thMost Cultured: 8,587thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,913thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,695thHighest Economic Output: 10,314thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,952ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,692ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,051stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,886thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,300thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,725thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,985thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,298thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,064thMost Income Equality: 18,336thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,484thMost Stationary: 18,967thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,950thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,634th
Highest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 144th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 149th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 150th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 153rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 174th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 175th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 198th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 198th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 200th in the regionLargest Governments: 201st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 236th in the regionMost Cultured: 252nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 289th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 309th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 358th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 360th in the regionMost Stationary: 366th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 391st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 437th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 467th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 495th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 515th in the regionLargest Populations: 525th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 603rd in the regionNudest: 633rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 676th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 745th in the regionMost Income Equality: 805th in the region

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