by Max Barry

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Highest Poor Incomes: 940thMost Secular: 1,161stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,256th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
A speech a day keeps those leeches away.
Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Wese Zippopiteradgil

Population6.422 billion

CapitalThe Silvern City
LeaderOverlord Apu Abuhabuhai
FaithEternal Chess Club


The Empire of Wese Zippopiteradgil is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.422 billion Wese Zippopiteradgilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Silvern City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wese Zippopiteradgilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,769 trillion shares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,534 shares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wese Zippopiteradgil's national animal is the Megasloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternal Chess Club.

Wese Zippopiteradgil is ranked 196,707th in the world and 6,361st in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 24.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Highest Poor Incomes: 940thMost Secular: 1,161stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,256thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,464thMost Influential: 1,709thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,304thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,409thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,410thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,558thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,606thHighest Average Incomes: 2,688thMost Developed: 4,333rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,488thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,969thSmartest Citizens: 4,992ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,212thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,644thLargest Retail Industry: 6,923rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,303rdLargest Governments: 7,833rdMost Cultured: 8,740thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,975thHighest Economic Output: 9,530thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,033rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,197thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,801stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,989thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,174thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,879thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,528thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,054thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,073rdMost Stationary: 17,913thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,431stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,513thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,271stHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,431stMost Income Equality: 21,118thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,936th
Highest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 81st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 145th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Influential: 171st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 174th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 176th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 182nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 184th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 196th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 198th in the regionLargest Governments: 210th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 233rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 254th in the regionMost Cultured: 263rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 286th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 321st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 324th in the regionMost Stationary: 333rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 371st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 405th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 420th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 427th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 452nd in the regionLargest Populations: 496th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 519th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 535th in the regionRudest Citizens: 544th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 562nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 585th in the regionNudest: 646th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 663rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 703rd in the region

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