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Highest Poor Incomes: 563rdMost Secular: 1,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,425th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
A speech a day keeps those leeches away.
Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Wese Zippopiteradgil

Population4.775 billion

CapitalThe Silvern City
LeaderOverlord Apu Abuhabuhai
FaithEternal Chess Club


The Empire of Wese Zippopiteradgil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.775 billion Wese Zippopiteradgilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Silvern City. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wese Zippopiteradgilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion shares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,674 shares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wese Zippopiteradgil's national animal is the Megasloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternal Chess Club.

Wese Zippopiteradgil is ranked 214,062nd in the world and 10,929th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.57 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Highest Poor Incomes: 563rdMost Secular: 1,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,425thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,511thMost Influential: 1,668thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,047thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,142ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,232ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,233rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,301stLargest Black Market: 2,427thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,602ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,644thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,893rdMost Developed: 4,453rdSmartest Citizens: 5,159thLargest Retail Industry: 5,528thLowest Crime Rates: 6,143rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,198thMost Efficient Economies: 6,833rdLargest Governments: 8,002ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,802ndMost Cultured: 9,031stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,546thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,903rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,043rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,180thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,320thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,572ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,074thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,085thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,248thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,036thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,016thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,548thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,222ndMost Income Equality: 18,786thMost Stationary: 20,470thLargest Mining Sector: 22,477th
Highest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 98th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 125th in the regionMost Developed: 134th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 137th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 156th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 168th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 175th in the regionMost Influential: 179th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 180th in the regionLargest Governments: 192nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 221st in the regionMost Cultured: 242nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 243rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 249th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 278th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 293rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 327th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 385th in the regionMost Stationary: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 417th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 442nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 445th in the regionLargest Populations: 537th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 571st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 670th in the regionNudest: 672nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 718th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 795th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 808th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 832nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 958th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 968th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,088th in the region

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