The Tribal Queendom of Weryalachiressaraxiatopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Akai Majuro with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, lack of airports, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 4.909 billion Weryalachiressaraxiatopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majuro. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Weryalachiressaraxiatopian economy, worth 396 trillion Nais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 80,702 Nais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weryalachiressaraxiatopia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Majuism.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia is ranked 265,150^th in the world and 12,331^st in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.58 flags saluted per person per day.