The Tribal Queendom of Weryalachiressaraxiatopia is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Akai Majuro with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 853 million Weryalachiressaraxiatopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majuro. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Weryalachiressaraxiatopian economy, worth 40.7 trillion Nais a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,698 Nais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weryalachiressaraxiatopia's national animal is the dolphin and Nassula Ornata, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia is ranked 88,039^th in the world and 1,839^th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 93.00318353348 Days.