Population | 30.123 billion |
Capital | Royal Redwood Castle |
Leader | Lord Chancellor Pink Floyd |
Currency | Silver Bullet |
Animal | Werewolf |
The Wall of WerGod is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Chancellor Pink Floyd with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.123 billion WerGodians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Redwood Castle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.
The powerhouse WerGodian economy, worth a remarkable 4,331 trillion Silver Bullets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 143,779 Silver Bullets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,323,394 per year while the poor average 1,593, a ratio of 830 to 1.
Hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. WerGod's national animal is the Werewolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
WerGod is ranked 14,963rd in the world and 18th in Hell for Most Stationary, with 1,780.97279767668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : WerGod was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : WerGod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : WerGod was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : WerGod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : WerGod was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Ethnostate of The Sunless Realms, killing 1 million zombies.
- : WerGod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : WerGod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : WerGod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : WerGod was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : WerGod was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.