Population | 7.914 billion |
Capital | Ljónaborg |
Leader | Alexander Forest |
Faith | Free Thinkers |
Currency | stick |
Animal | Werewolf |
The Hello of Werfondkhan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Alexander Forest with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.914 billion Khanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ljónaborg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Werfondkhanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion sticks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 126,452 sticks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,572 per year while the poor average 26,982, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.
Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, and books are so highly regarded in Werfondkhan that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Werfondkhan's national animal is the Werewolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Free Thinkers.
Werfondkhan is ranked 249,737th in the world and 12th in First World Order for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Werfondkhan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Werfondkhan's influence in First World Order rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Werfondkhan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Werfondkhan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Werfondkhan's influence in First World Order rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
- : Werfondkhan relocated from Osiris to First World Order.
- : Werfondkhan was refounded in Osiris.
- : Werfondkhan ceased to exist in First World Order.
- : Werfondkhan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Werfondkhan's influence in First World Order rose from "Page" to "Squire".