The Connected Republic of Wennvieha is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chase Smith with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.065 billion Wennviehans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lochinver. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wennviehan economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Winnards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,419 Winnards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wennvieha's national animal is the Megalodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wennvieha is ranked 6,023^rd in the world and 410^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,159.58 on the Societal Mobility Rating.