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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,154thLargest Retail Industry: 4,313thRudest Citizens: 4,718th
The Smug Fast Food Queendom of
Capitalizt
Fresh, never frozen
Wendy Thomas
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Wendy

Population813 million

CapitalWisenheimer
LeaderWendy Thomas

Currencyburger
Animalfox

The Smug Fast Food Queendom of Wendy is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Wendy Thomas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 813 million Wendyians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wisenheimer. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wendyian economy, worth 109 trillion burgers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 134,222 burgers, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, babies are a small but significant export, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is totally unknown. Wendy's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wendy is ranked 114,188th in the world and 223rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Average, scoring 33.14 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,154thLargest Retail Industry: 4,313thRudest Citizens: 4,718thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,015thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,229thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,570thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,649thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 9,038thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,126thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,328thMost Efficient Economies: 10,386thNicest Citizens: 10,714thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,919thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,260thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,555thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,905thMost Cultured: 15,660thMost Inclusive: 16,110thHighest Average Incomes: 17,206thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,736th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wendy, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Wendy, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Wendy, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Wendy, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
  • : Wendy changed its national leader to "Wendy Thomas".
  • : Following new legislation in Wendy, Wendy Thomas has just been declared ruler of Wendy in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Wendy, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Wendy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Wendy, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Wendy, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Wendy.

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