The Empire of Wellsenfaile is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 643 million Wellsenfaileans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dexterfield. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wellsenfailean economy, worth 49.7 trillion Thuroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 77,371 Thuroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fish with fish chips have become the new Wellsenfailean food staple, moonshine has made a resurgence, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wellsenfaile's national animal is the Fire Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wellsenfaile is ranked 9,567^th in the world and 23^rd in Anteria for Best Weather, with 223 Meters Of Sunlight.