The Flying Penguin Monster of Wellsenfaile is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Telsruk Haven with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.096 billion Wellsenfaileans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dexterfield. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wellsenfailean economy, worth 326 trillion Thuroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 105,608 Thuroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, military funding has been stripped back, and Wellsenfaile is building an army to protect its overseas territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wellsenfaile's national animal is the Fire Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Carsenium.

Wellsenfaile is ranked 230,911^th in the world and 308^th in Anteria for Most Patriotic, with 3.06 flags saluted per person per day.