by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,973rdSafest: 3,291stMost Pacifist: 3,311th
The Flying Penguin Monster of
Democratic Socialists
For the Empire, For the Victory, For Wellsenfaile
Telsruk Haven
Director of Recruitment
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.096 billion

LeaderTelsruk Haven

AnimalFire Bird

The Flying Penguin Monster of Wellsenfaile is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Telsruk Haven with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.096 billion Wellsenfaileans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dexterfield. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wellsenfailean economy, worth 326 trillion Thuroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 105,608 Thuroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, military funding has been stripped back, and Wellsenfaile is building an army to protect its overseas territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wellsenfaile's national animal is the Fire Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Carsenium.

Wellsenfaile is ranked 230,911th in the world and 308th in Anteria for Most Patriotic, with 3.06 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Influential: 1,973rdTop
Safest: 3,291stMost Pacifist: 3,311thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,992ndMost Secular: 4,471stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,625thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,762ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,870thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,079thBest Weather: 5,114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,126thNicest Citizens: 5,568thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,609thLowest Crime Rates: 6,076thHealthiest Citizens: 6,243rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,631stMost Inclusive: 6,819thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,932ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,284thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,531stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,704thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,019thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,233rdHighest Food Quality: 9,004thMost Developed: 9,826thLargest Governments: 11,957thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,017thSmartest Citizens: 12,837thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,388thTop
Most Income Equality: 15,390thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,044thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,482ndMost Cultured: 19,670th
Most Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Income Equality: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the region

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