by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 593rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 739th
The Glorious Remnants of
Father Knows Best State
Endure Fort
Big Dave
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Wellington Bingbong

Population1.708 billion

LeaderBig Dave
FaithAnti Goose

AnimalDwarf Tiger

The Glorious Remnants of Wellington Bingbong is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Dave with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.708 billion Wellington Bingbongians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honkelby. The average income tax rate is 80.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wellington Bingbongian economy, worth 248 trillion Tugnuts a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,299 Tugnuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wellington Bingbong's national animal is the Dwarf Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anti Goose.

Wellington Bingbong is ranked 153,425th in the world and 4,060th in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 249.24 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 593rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 739thMost Influential: 1,105thMost Primitive: 1,680thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,731stTop
Most Patriotic: 4,791stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,417thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,001stMost Devout: 6,449thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,695thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,775thBest Weather: 6,803rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,555thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,672ndLargest Black Market: 9,153rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,960thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,346thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,477thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,984thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,529thMost Cultured: 13,332ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,603rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,305thLargest Governments: 14,563rdHighest Food Quality: 14,801stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,855thHighest Average Incomes: 15,150thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,096thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,900thLowest Crime Rates: 22,537th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionMost Primitive: 41st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 92nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 98th in the regionMost Patriotic: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionMost Devout: 113th in the regionLargest Black Market: 129th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 132nd in the regionBest Weather: 150th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 153rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 183rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 214th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 218th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 228th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 245th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 253rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 277th in the regionMost Cultured: 280th in the regionLargest Governments: 282nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 287th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 288th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 329th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 348th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 402nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 414th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 440th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 476th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 496th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 535th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 564th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 565th in the regionMost Developed: 586th in the region

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