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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,033rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 27,931stMost Secular: 30,876th
The Confederacy of
Capitalist Paradise
To overcome one's thoughts is to upturn themselves.
Influence
Dominator
Vice-Weirdo
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Weirdotopia

Population652 million

CapitalWeirdotopia City

CurrencyIQ
Animalweirdo

The Confederacy of Weirdotopia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 652 million Weirdotopians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weirdotopia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Weirdotopian economy, worth 46.1 trillion IQS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 70,638 IQS, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Weirdotopia City to enjoy their national art, and recognizing the Weirdotopian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weirdotopia's national animal is the weirdo.

Weirdotopia is ranked 116,226th in the world and 1st in Weirdotopia for Smartest Citizens, with 33.79 quips per hour.

Top
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,033rdTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 27,931stMost Secular: 30,876th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Weirdotopia, recognizing the Weirdotopian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Weirdotopia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Weirdotopia City to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Weirdotopia, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Weirdotopia was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Weirdotopia, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Weirdotopia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Weirdotopia agreed to construct embassies between Weirdotopia and Cardfarmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Weirdotopia, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Weirdotopia, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Weirdotopia, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.

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