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Largest Welfare Programs: 7,992ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,093rdMost Devout: 9,833rd
The Nihatist Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Wefeichland

Population992 million

CapitalJulzabu
LeaderImam Nihat

Currencydovroy
Animalhorse

The Nihatist Federation of Wefeichland is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Imam Nihat with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 992 million Wefeiches have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Julzabu. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The all-consuming Wefeich economy, worth 89.7 trillion dovroys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,383 dovroys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Wefeichland, the RXN information hour is a guaranteed cure for insomnia, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wefeichland's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wefeichland is ranked 37,747th in the world and 18th in United Empire of Islam for Smartest Citizens, with 43.01 quips per hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 7,992ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,093rdMost Devout: 9,833rdNicest Citizens: 13,231stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,325thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,752ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,117thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,349thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,018thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,289thLowest Crime Rates: 19,296thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,026thMost Inclusive: 20,512thHealthiest Citizens: 21,163rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,914thMost Developed: 23,508thMost Pacifist: 25,061st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wefeichland, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Wefeichland, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Wefeichland, the RXN information hour is a guaranteed cure for insomnia.
  • : Following new legislation in Wefeichland, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Wefeichland.
  • : Following new legislation in Wefeichland, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Wefeichland, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Wefeichland, aides are afraid to ask if Imam Nihat wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Wefeichland, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Wefeichland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Wefeichland, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.

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