The Nihatist Federation of Wefeichland is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Imam Nihat with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 992 million Wefeiches have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Julzabu. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The all-consuming Wefeich economy, worth 89.7 trillion dovroys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,383 dovroys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Wefeichland, the RXN information hour is a guaranteed cure for insomnia, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wefeichland's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wefeichland is ranked 37,747^th in the world and 18^th in United Empire of Islam for Smartest Citizens, with 43.01 quips per hour.