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Most Influential: 3,880th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,259th Most Avoided: 6,535th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
So much weed... Burn it all and make the world high
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of WeenWeedNation is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.266 billion WeenWeedNationians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weed city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient WeenWeedNationian economy, worth 157 trillion Weeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 124,420 Weeds, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WeenWeedNation's national animal is the Wild weed man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

WeenWeedNation is ranked 94,919th in the world and 3,475th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 35.016470645 Days.

Top
5%
Most Influential: 3,880thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,259thMost Avoided: 6,535thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,830thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,033rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,433rdTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 10,576thFattest Citizens: 13,944thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,443rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,476thHighest Drug Use: 16,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,524th
Top
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 130th in the regionMost Avoided: 194th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 201st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 232nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 341st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 343rd in the regionTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 495th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 537th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 578th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 603rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 768th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 788th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 797th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 835th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : WeenWeedNation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in WeenWeedNation, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in WeenWeedNation, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in WeenWeedNation, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
  • : Following new legislation in WeenWeedNation, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in WeenWeedNation, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : WeenWeedNation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in WeenWeedNation, Leader has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances.
  • : Following new legislation in WeenWeedNation, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : WeenWeedNation was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".

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