by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,021st Most Influential: 3,533rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,904th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
So much weed... Burn it all and make the world high
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of WeenWeedNation is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 913 million WeenWeedNationians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weed city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient WeenWeedNationian economy, worth 112 trillion Weeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 123,372 Weeds, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WeenWeedNation's national animal is the Wild weed man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

WeenWeedNation is ranked 45,130th in the world and 2,064th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.36 Weapons Per Person.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,021stTop
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Most Influential: 3,533rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,904thMost Avoided: 6,190thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,245thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,909thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 8,546thLargest Mining Sector: 9,053rdFattest Citizens: 12,429thHighest Drug Use: 14,213thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,729th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 128th in the regionMost Avoided: 195th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 216th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 217th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 296th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 391st in the regionFattest Citizens: 434th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 556th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 634th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 670th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 728th in the region

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