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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 37th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 196th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 346th
The Society of
Corporate Police State
A little respect, for I'm Costanza, Lord of the Idiots!
Lord of the Idiots George Costanza
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Week Nashun

Population6.364 billion

CapitalLittle Rock
LeaderLord of the Idiots George Costanza
FaithFestivus

CurrencyTwix
AnimalSquirrel

The Society of Week Nashun is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord of the Idiots George Costanza with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.364 billion Idiots are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Rock. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth a remarkable 1,936 trillion Twixes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 304,262 Twixes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,221,310 per year while the poor average 50,794, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

International trade is a sticky issue, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and the state believes that children are what you make of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Week Nashun's national animal is the Squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Festivus.

Week Nashun is ranked 488th in the world and 7th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Black Market, with 2,758 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 37thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 196thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 346thMost Ignorant Citizens: 467thLargest Black Market: 488thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 819thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,137thMost Armed: 1,157thMost Devout: 1,261stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,343rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,505thTop
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Most Avoided: 1,654thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,300thNudest: 2,929thMost Conservative: 3,599thLargest Governments: 3,894thLargest Mining Sector: 4,419thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,059thRudest Citizens: 6,020thHighest Economic Output: 6,162ndLargest Gambling Industry: 6,417thFattest Citizens: 6,764thLargest Retail Industry: 7,222ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,568thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,829thMost Extreme: 11,930thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,115thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,660thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,672ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,332ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,795th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Week Nashun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, the state believes that children are what you make of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Week Nashun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Week Nashun changed its national capital to "Little Rock", its demonym to "Idiot", and its demonym adjective to "Idiotic".
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Week Nashun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.

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