The Holy Red States Union of Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Denver with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.728 billion Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denvergrad. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaan economy, worth 397 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,668 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Denvergrad to enjoy their national art, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa's national animal is the Mountain Mama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic atheism.

Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa is ranked 263,738^th in the world and 13,315^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.6 flags saluted per person per day.