The Red States Union of Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Premier Denver with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.029 billion Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denvergrad. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaan economy, worth 76.6 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 74,466 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, torture is illegal, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa's national animal is the Mountain Mama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic atheism.

Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa is ranked 20,831^st in the world and 1,098^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,049.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.