The Dictatorship of WeedCocaineDrugs is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 800 million WeedCocaineDrugsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong WeedCocaineDrugsian economy, worth 48.5 trillion Penguin livers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,631 Penguin livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and WeedCocaineDrugs has designated WeedCocaineDrugs City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. WeedCocaineDrugs's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

WeedCocaineDrugs is ranked 76,981^st in the world and 3,331^st in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 18.47 Atheism Rate.