by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 1,559thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,231stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,306th
The Egotistical Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
We are better than you! Period.
Street Cleaning Officer
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population32.256 billion

LeaderMother Goose
FaithChurch of the Great Goose

Currencymaster coin

The Egotistical Empire of WeAreTheGreatestan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mother Goose with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 32.256 billion Greatestanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farfaraway. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.6%.

The very strong Greatest economy, worth a remarkable 2,084 trillion master coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 64,638 master coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,056 per year while the poor average 13,613, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Farfaraway has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Travelling Region, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Greatest Hungry Games, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WeAreTheGreatestan's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Great Goose.

WeAreTheGreatestan is ranked 202,264th in the world and 12th in Travelling Region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -18.71 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Populations: 1,559thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,231stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,306thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,236thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,651stFattest Citizens: 5,772ndHighest Economic Output: 7,054thMost Influential: 7,728thTop
Safest: 10,863rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,393rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

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