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Largest Populations: 1,490thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,449thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,481st
The Egotistical Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
We are better than you! Period.
Influence
Power
Street Cleaning Officer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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WeAreTheGreatestan

Population34.904 billion

CapitalFarfaraway
LeaderMother Goose
FaithChurch of the Great Goose

Currencymaster coin
Animalgoose

The Egotistical Empire of WeAreTheGreatestan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mother Goose with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 34.904 billion Greatestanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The enormous, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farfaraway. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.0%.

The very strong Greatest economy, worth a remarkable 2,320 trillion master coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 66,474 master coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,445 per year while the poor average 13,724, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, oracles predict landslide victories for Mother Goose for the next 50 years, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and protests are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WeAreTheGreatestan's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Great Goose.

WeAreTheGreatestan is ranked 38,706th in the world and 4th in Travelling Region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,624.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Populations: 1,490thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,449thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,481stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,110thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,759thFattest Citizens: 5,866thHighest Economic Output: 7,381stMost Influential: 7,544thSafest: 11,168thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,371stMost Stationary: 18,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,782ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,166thMost Devout: 24,489th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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