by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,079th Most Influential: 1,403rd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,839th
The Federal Republic of
New York Times Democracy
This is fine!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.128 billion

LeaderJust A Nice Guy


The Federal Republic of Weanamaco is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Just A Nice Guy with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.128 billion Weanamacoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weanamacoan economy, worth 333 trillion Cheeseburgers a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,502 Cheeseburgers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, most ambassadors from Weanamaco retire only a few years after being appointed, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weanamaco's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Weanamaco is ranked 9,033rd in the world and 438th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,079thMost Influential: 1,403rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,839thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,961stSafest: 2,836thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,634thMost Inclusive: 4,106thMost Developed: 4,310thSmartest Citizens: 5,166thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,511thRudest Citizens: 6,522ndNicest Citizens: 6,545thHealthiest Citizens: 6,589thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,992ndMost Pacifist: 7,260thMost Secular: 7,804thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,010thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,235thBest Weather: 8,333rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,033rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,270thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,463rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,262ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,602ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,627thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,798thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,330thHighest Average Incomes: 11,559thLargest Governments: 11,614thLowest Crime Rates: 11,773rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,294th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 109th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionSafest: 157th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 201st in the regionMost Developed: 251st in the regionMost Inclusive: 266th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 271st in the regionRudest Citizens: 347th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 370th in the regionNicest Citizens: 374th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 381st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 387th in the regionMost Secular: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 414th in the regionMost Pacifist: 416th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 420th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 438th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 463rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 469th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 478th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 520th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 522nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 562nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 571st in the regionLargest Governments: 574th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 584th in the regionMost Influential: 588th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 591st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 601st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 756th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 775th in the regionNudest: 797th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 873rd in the regionMost Cultured: 908th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Weanamaco was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, most ambassadors from Weanamaco retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers.
  • : Weanamaco was endorsed by The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.
  • : Weanamaco was endorsed by The Digital Democracy of Alpinea.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 149 » Yaorozu, Ethnon, Buckerino, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, PlanetPunk, Ostrinios, Corfad, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Wilkshire, Siwale, Bayern-Straubing, Shin-Hachioji, United Draconia, El Fiji Grande, Holy Oranz, Lunallian, Sundred, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Racoda, New Pruessen, Dar es Saalam, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Pallaith, THX1138, Zeternia, Sunto, Moubarakistan, Babacar, Great Bights Mum, Sanjurika, Amauri, Sea Ghost, Snoodum, Wineclaw, New Bremerton, Shadowrik, Malta Comino Gozo, The United States of Romania, Federation Terra Australis, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Spartoptia, Universal State Formula, SORT, Former English Colony, General COE, and 99 others.Niradans, United Kahndaq, Sinelona, Californian Redwood, Uganda Knuckles UK, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Unsophisticate, Sakaryata, Diodone, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, New Lakemba, Palisede, Omnistria, Australiland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, SillyString, Empy, Xentherida, The Pantheons, Yukti, Ka Ching, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Maott, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, The Windmilluminati, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Alunya, Ozstan, Steraz, Ainsworth, COCONUT-CITY, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Justanistan, Suicidistan, Votak Matim, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Renzic, Jasminlandia, SchoolHouse Rock, Joodey, Guslantis, Ara Antrizuls, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, VarDrade, Saturns Edge, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Haor Chall, Trillius, Torakuen, Kirostan, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, Lost Staria, Liberum Mundi, Ejhsa, North Yeetland, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Seidr Wyrd, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Thiammyalllaland, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, Valhalla123, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Loutsland, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, Test for a new hope, North Altatude, Elder Realms, Castle Federation, Alpinea, and The Black Cathedral.

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