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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 887th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,782nd Lowest Crime Rates: 2,302nd
The Rogue Agency of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Only Part of the Government That Actually Listens
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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We Are Not the NSA

Population12.11 billion

CapitalPrism
LeaderNohbdy
FaithClassified

CurrencyIntel
AnimalDrone

The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nohbdy with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.11 billion WANNSA Agents are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prism. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a WANNSA Agent economy, worth a remarkable 2,195 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,276 Intels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not the NSA's national animal is the Drone and its national religion is Classified.

We Are Not the NSA is ranked 6,687th in the world and 156th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,581.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 887thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,302ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,011thMost Efficient Economies: 3,149thLargest Governments: 3,194thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,408thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,819thHighest Economic Output: 5,131stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,156thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,455thSafest: 5,979thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,255thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,687thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,785thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,428thHighest Average Incomes: 7,605thHealthiest Citizens: 7,756thTop
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Most Secular: 8,416thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,070thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,896thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,564thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,846thMost Developed: 12,361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,177thLargest Populations: 15,311th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionLargest Governments: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 136th in the regionSafest: 144th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 147th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 156th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 158th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 188th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 191st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 194th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionMost Secular: 231st in the regionLargest Populations: 239th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 252nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 257th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 275th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 322nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 387th in the regionMost Inclusive: 428th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 433rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 438th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 440th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 536th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 591st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : We Are Not the NSA's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.

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