by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 892nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,757th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,319th
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We Are Not the NSA

Population12.294 billion



The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nohbdy with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.294 billion WANNSA Agents are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prism. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a WANNSA Agent economy, worth a remarkable 2,228 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,276 Intels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not the NSA's national animal is the Drone and its national religion is Classified.

We Are Not the NSA is ranked 118,013th in the world and 4,515th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 33.74 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 892ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,757thLowest Crime Rates: 2,319thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,936thMost Efficient Economies: 3,153rdLargest Governments: 3,189thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,659thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,056thHighest Economic Output: 5,088thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,400thSafest: 5,839thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,167thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,493rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,577thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,420thHighest Average Incomes: 7,540thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 7,616thMost Secular: 8,087thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,762ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,490thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,730thMost Developed: 12,142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,671st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 122nd in the regionSafest: 134th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 135th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 146th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 155th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 163rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 184th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 191st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionLargest Populations: 204th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 217th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 244th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 252nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 270th in the regionMost Developed: 313th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 368th in the regionMost Inclusive: 382nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 408th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 413th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 428th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 494th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 518th in the region

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