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We Are Not the NSA

Population16.185 billion

CapitalPrism
LeaderNohbdy
FaithClassified

CurrencyIntel
AnimalDrone

The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nohbdy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.185 billion WANNSA Agents are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prism. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a WANNSA Agent economy, worth a remarkable 2,930 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,065 Intels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not the NSA's national animal is the Drone and its national religion is Classified.

We Are Not the NSA is ranked 141,544th in the world and 4,487th in the Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens, with 44.13 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,595thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,831stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,589thLowest Crime Rates: 2,616thLargest Governments: 3,612thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,785thHighest Economic Output: 4,994thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,212thSafest: 6,424thMost Armed: 6,754thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,948thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,592ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,818thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,046thHighest Average Incomes: 8,914thHealthiest Citizens: 8,926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,164thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,790thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,295thMost Developed: 10,419thMost Secular: 10,460thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,215thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,084thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,309thMost Efficient Economies: 13,443rdLargest Populations: 14,118thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,057thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,713thSmartest Citizens: 18,617thMost Stationary: 20,066thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,428thMost Inclusive: 21,356th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 142nd in the regionSafest: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 172nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 179th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 198th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 217th in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionMost Armed: 239th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 251st in the regionLargest Populations: 258th in the regionMost Stationary: 268th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 305th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 325th in the regionMost Secular: 346th in the regionMost Inclusive: 366th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 370th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 371st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 372nd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 416th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 448th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 451st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 460th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 474th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 478th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 563rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 591st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 616th in the regionMost Influential: 721st in the region

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  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors and Most Stationary.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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