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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 891st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,764th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,315th
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We Are Not the NSA

Population12.289 billion



The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nohbdy with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.289 billion WANNSA Agents are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prism. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a WANNSA Agent economy, worth a remarkable 2,227 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,276 Intels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not the NSA's national animal is the Drone and its national religion is Classified.

We Are Not the NSA is ranked 57,439th in the world and 3,185th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 1.09 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 891stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,764thLowest Crime Rates: 2,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,945thMost Efficient Economies: 3,149thLargest Governments: 3,191stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,367thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,656thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,051stHighest Economic Output: 5,090thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,402ndSafest: 5,846thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,167thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,490thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,578thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,413thHighest Average Incomes: 7,536thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 7,605thMost Secular: 8,105thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,007thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,755thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,713thMost Developed: 12,144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,677th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 124th in the regionSafest: 134th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 135th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 146th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 154th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 163rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 167th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 186th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 190th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 193rd in the regionLargest Populations: 204th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210th in the regionMost Secular: 218th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 241st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 251st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 269th in the regionMost Developed: 308th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 365th in the regionMost Inclusive: 382nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 404th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 411th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 427th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 491st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 512th in the region

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