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We Are Not the NSA

Population14.875 billion

CapitalPrism
LeaderNohbdy
FaithClassified

CurrencyIntel
AnimalDrone

The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nohbdy with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.875 billion WANNSA Agents are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prism. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a WANNSA Agent economy, worth a remarkable 2,693 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,065 Intels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not the NSA's national animal is the Drone and its national religion is Classified.

We Are Not the NSA is ranked 44,739th in the world and 1,109th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 4,033.04 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,404thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,774thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,518thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,716thLargest Governments: 3,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,577thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,089thHighest Economic Output: 5,091stMost Armed: 6,082ndSafest: 6,200thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,459thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,026thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,225thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,325thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,031stHealthiest Citizens: 8,270thHighest Average Incomes: 8,342ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,002ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,111thMost Developed: 9,743rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,000thMost Secular: 10,056thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,728thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,276thMost Efficient Economies: 12,576thLargest Populations: 14,418thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,441stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,059thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,212thSmartest Citizens: 18,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,592ndMost Inclusive: 20,915thMost Stationary: 22,663rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 74th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 90th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 136th in the regionSafest: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 150th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 150th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 165th in the regionMost Armed: 170th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Developed: 204th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 224th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 238th in the regionLargest Populations: 257th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 261st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 267th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 283rd in the regionMost Stationary: 295th in the regionMost Secular: 307th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 323rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 325th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 336th in the regionMost Inclusive: 358th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 359th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 359th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 372nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 380th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 380th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 427th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 470th in the region

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  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : We Are Not the NSA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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