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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 884th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,782nd Lowest Crime Rates: 2,296th
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We Are Not the NSA

Population12.149 billion



The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nohbdy with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.149 billion WANNSA Agents are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prism. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a WANNSA Agent economy, worth a remarkable 2,202 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,276 Intels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not the NSA's national animal is the Drone and its national religion is Classified.

We Are Not the NSA is ranked 12,347th in the world and 318th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 84.03 on the Human Development Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 884thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,296thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,990thMost Efficient Economies: 3,148thLargest Governments: 3,188thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,394thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,776thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,125thHighest Economic Output: 5,127thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,436thSafest: 5,948thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,222ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,653rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,762ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,428thHighest Average Incomes: 7,571stHealthiest Citizens: 7,739thTop
Most Secular: 8,405thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,554thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,848thMost Developed: 12,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,127thLargest Populations: 15,315th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 128th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 135th in the regionSafest: 144th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 150th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 156th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 162nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 192nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 192nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 193rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 230th in the regionLargest Populations: 231st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 252nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 256th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 280th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 318th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 386th in the regionMost Inclusive: 423rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 431st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 436th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 437th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 528th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 560th in the region

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