by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 7,043rd Most Conservative: 14,252nd
The Free Land of
Moralistic Democracy
McDonalds shall fall to WcRonalds
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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WcRonalds

Population18 million

CurrencyFrie
AnimalClown

The Free Land of WcRonalds is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, devout population of 18 million WcRonaldsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. The average income tax rate is 41.2%.

The strong WcRonaldsian economy, worth 864 billion Fries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,031 Fries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WcRonalds's national animal is the Clown, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

WcRonalds is ranked 141,151st in the world and 6,073rd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 21.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Top
5%
Most Primitive: 7,043rdTop
10%
Most Conservative: 14,252nd
Top
5%
Most Primitive: 290th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in WcRonalds, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : WcRonalds lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : WcRonalds lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in WcRonalds, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
  • : Following new legislation in WcRonalds, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in WcRonalds, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : Following new legislation in WcRonalds, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : Following new legislation in WcRonalds, babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes.
  • : WcRonalds lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in WcRonalds, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.

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