The Insurgent Breakaway State of Wazyria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Che Jazeera with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.338 billion Wazyrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Martyrsburg. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Wazyrian economy, worth 151 trillion ¥escas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,579 ¥escas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, and the nation's teens are known for their habit of kissing through plastic wrap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wazyria's national animal is the Rattlesnake and its national religion is Atheism.

Wazyria is ranked 46,601^st in the world and 22^nd in International Democratic Union for Most Secular, with 28.62 Atheism Rate.