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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,517th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,145th Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,396th
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The Dominion of Waztaskio is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Brett Kingsley with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.464 billion Waztaskioans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wazdo. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The all-consuming Waztaskioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion Dontraits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 109,243 Dontraits, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Waztaskio are beset by rebels, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waztaskio's national animal is the Ficklepig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wazdonian.

Waztaskio is ranked 148,510th in the world and 19th in Cobalt Network for Most Primitive, scoring -128.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,517thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,145thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,586thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,854thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,888thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,738thSafest: 6,857thLargest Governments: 7,088thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,215thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,854thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,567thHealthiest Citizens: 12,652ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,248thMost Devout: 13,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,301stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,608thLargest Populations: 17,019thMost Developed: 17,146thMost Cultured: 17,404th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the region

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