The Armed Republic of Wayward Emos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by High Seraph of the Shadowed Veil with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.723 billion Wayward Emosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenebrae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wayward Emosian economy, worth 378 trillion Thorns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,178 Thorns, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government funds large training centres to turn Bats into functioning members of society, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and foreign powers often deal with problems that Wayward Emos can't handle. Crime is totally unknown. Wayward Emos's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wayward Emos is ranked 18,989^th in the world and 60^th in Gay for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,550.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.