The Robotic Bending States of Wayneactia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Wayne with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.631 billion Wayneactians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wayneville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.3%.

The thriving Wayneactian economy, worth 238 trillion Actutrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 51,592 Actutrs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 155,475 per year while the poor average 13,347, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, discarded pennies litter the streets, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wayneactia's national animal is the Gobelin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wayneism.

Wayneactia is ranked 111,657^th in the world and 3,815^th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 519.7 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.