The Stoned Commonwealth of Wayneactia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wayne with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.006 billion Stoners enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wayneville. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Stoner economy, worth 541 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 45,065 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The once prosperous capital is in utter decline, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, it is a silent spring in Wayneactia, and courtrooms can be a little sketchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wayneactia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wayneism.

Wayneactia is ranked 216,346^th in the world and 5,791^st in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 9.38 Obesity Rate.