The Colony of Waymark Isle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 15.418 billion Waymark Islanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The strong Waymark Isle economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion counts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 64,893 counts, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the Waymark Isle Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and Waymark Isle has designated Waymark Isle City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waymark Isle's national animal is the sea eagle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Waymark Isle is ranked 144,211^th in the world and 3^rd in Ocean for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.5 law-abiding acts per hour.