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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,430thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,051stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,073rd
The Ugliest Cows of
Moralistic Democracy
All babies are cute, even the ugly ones
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Wawa Fea Vaca

Population4.759 billion

CapitalOld Bovinetown
LeaderChief Council Heifer

Currencyvacita
Animalcow

The Ugliest Cows of Wawa Fea Vaca is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Council Heifer with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.759 billion Wawans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Bovinetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The thriving Wawa Fea Vacan economy, worth 394 trillion vacitas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 82,939 vacitas, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, disputed territories across Wysteria are being claimed by Wawa Fea Vacan college students, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wawa Fea Vaca's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wawa Fea Vaca is ranked 102,795th in the world and 51st in Wysteria for Highest Poor Incomes, with 25,347.6 Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,430thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,051stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,073rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,801stLargest Insurance Industry: 13,346thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 14,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,297thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,903rdLargest Gambling Industry: 20,434thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,948th
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Most Primitive: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Wawa Fea Vaca was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, disputed territories across Wysteria are being claimed by Wawa Fea Vacan college students.
  • : Wawa Fea Vaca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, emojis are the soul of wit.

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