The Ugliest Cows of Wawa Fea Vaca is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Council Heifer with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.759 billion Wawans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Bovinetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The thriving Wawa Fea Vacan economy, worth 394 trillion vacitas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 82,939 vacitas, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, disputed territories across Wysteria are being claimed by Wawa Fea Vacan college students, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wawa Fea Vaca's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wawa Fea Vaca is ranked 102,795^th in the world and 51^st in Wysteria for Highest Poor Incomes, with 25,347.6 Standard Monetary Units.