by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,154thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,295thNicest Citizens: 24,224th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Watonan Always
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Population549 million



The Kingdom of Watonan is a huge, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 549 million Watons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FeltonVill. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Watonian economy, worth 15.3 trillion Brus a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,826 Brus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Watonan's new capital, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Watonan's national animal is the Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Watonan is ranked 217,501st in the world and 1st in The Formidable force of the West End for Fattest Citizens, with 9.05 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,154thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,295thNicest Citizens: 24,224thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,840th

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