The Empire of Watemos Dramtalew is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by JohnkTinwig with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.377 billion Watemos Dramtalewians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Welfare, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville de Poire. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Watemos Dramtalewian economy, worth 124 trillion Crets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,390 Crets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, beggars lack pockets for spare change, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to JohnkTinwig's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Watemos Dramtalew's national animal is the Cow and its national religion is Christianity.

Watemos Dramtalew is ranked 88,346^th in the world and 4,683^rd in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 43.64 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.