by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 4,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,417thMost Devout: 9,810th
The United Armed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Under the boot of law the waste land will rise!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Waste land zero

Population6.003 billion

CapitalFort Safe Haven
LeaderPresident General Mike Halls
FaithNeo catholicism

CurrencyGolden pound
AnimalIrradiated snake 🐍

The United Armed Republic of Waste land zero is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President General Mike Halls with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.003 billion zeroans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Safe Haven. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Waste land zeroan economy, worth 532 trillion Golden pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,691 Golden pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waste land zero's national animal is the Irradiated snake 🐍, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo catholicism.

Waste land zero is ranked 86,667th in the world and 131st in The Free Nations Region for Highest Drug Use, scoring 78.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 4,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,417thMost Devout: 9,810thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,850thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,783rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,042ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,699thLowest Crime Rates: 21,773rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,096th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » BBoss, Narvatus, Sulivannia, The Earths people, Linkers Sha, Allinburg, My Nation, and Chinese USSR.