The United Armed Republic of Waste land zero is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President General Mike Halls with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.003 billion zeroans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Safe Haven. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Waste land zeroan economy, worth 532 trillion Golden pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,691 Golden pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waste land zero's national animal is the Irradiated snake 🐍, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo catholicism.

Waste land zero is ranked 86,667^th in the world and 131^st in The Free Nations Region for Highest Drug Use, scoring 78.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.