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Most Armed: 3,562ndFattest Citizens: 3,885thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,959th
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Washingtonian Republic

Population9.366 billion

LeaderCurtis Haas

AnimalAquila chrysaetos

The Shareholder States of Washingtonian Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Curtis Haas with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.366 billion Yankees are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,420 trillion Phoenixes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 151,679 Phoenixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washingtonian Republic's national animal is the Aquila chrysaetos, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Washingtonian Republic is ranked 15,288th in the world and 14th in The League for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,229.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 3,562ndFattest Citizens: 3,885thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,959thRudest Citizens: 4,291stLargest Mining Sector: 4,372ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,647thLargest Retail Industry: 4,827thMost Avoided: 5,001stMost Devout: 5,107thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,637thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,065thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,601stLargest Black Market: 10,815thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,001stTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,536thHighest Economic Output: 12,626thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,121stHighest Average Incomes: 13,787thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,288thMost Efficient Economies: 15,732ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,070thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,537thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,234thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,411th
Largest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the region

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