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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,890thLargest Black Market: 3,879thHighest Economic Output: 5,404th
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Washington Resistance Army

Population19.739 billion

LeaderSaint Maxim
FaithCult of Pew


The Republic of Washington Resistance Army is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Saint Maxim with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.739 billion Washington Resistance Armyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.7%.

The powerhouse Washington Resistance Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,922 trillion Ammunitions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 148,044 Ammunitions, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Washington Resistance Armyian military, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, sex changes are routinely performed at Washington Resistance Army's hospitals, and the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washington Resistance Army's national animal is the Streetsweeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Pew.

Washington Resistance Army is ranked 152,770th in the world and 6th in Zentari for Rudest Citizens, with 40.31 insults per minute.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,890thLargest Black Market: 3,879thHighest Economic Output: 5,404thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,111thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,526thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,283rdMost Stationary: 8,525thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,827thLargest Populations: 8,950thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,467thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,081stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,113thMost Influential: 12,818thMost Patriotic: 13,260thHighest Average Incomes: 14,543rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,691stLargest Governments: 16,244thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,591stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,976thLowest Crime Rates: 22,482ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,674th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

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