by Max Barry

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Largest Black Market: 1,926th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,604th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,863rd
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
La sanan ma la magiri adi záh-bi
Libertarian Nationalist Officer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Washington Resistance Army

Population14.243 billion

LeaderSaint Maxim
FaithCult of Pew


The Republic of Washington Resistance Army is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Maxim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.243 billion Washington Resistance Armyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.

The powerhouse Washington Resistance Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,144 trillion Ammunitions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 150,584 Ammunitions, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Washington Resistance Armyian military, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, sex changes are routinely performed at Washington Resistance Army's hospitals, and the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washington Resistance Army's national animal is the Streetsweeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Pew.

Washington Resistance Army is ranked 169,565th in the world and 11th in Zentari for Most Pacifist, with 4.72 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Largest Black Market: 1,926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,604thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,979thHighest Economic Output: 5,413thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,913thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,672ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,253rdLargest Populations: 10,357thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,407thMost Stationary: 12,698thHighest Average Incomes: 12,737thLargest Governments: 14,835thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,155thMost Influential: 15,492ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,066thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,083rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,506th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

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