The Republic of Washington Resistance Army is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Maxim with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.498 billion Washington Resistance Armyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.9%.

The powerhouse Washington Resistance Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,991 trillion Ammunitions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 150,617 Ammunitions, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Saint Maxim's eyes only', and declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Saint Maxim to progressive thinkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washington Resistance Army's national animal is the Streetsweeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Pew.

Washington Resistance Army is ranked 35,111^th in the world and 4^th in Zentari for Most Patriotic, with 39.72 flags saluted per person per day.