Population | 23.237 billion |
Capital | Verdun |
Leader | Saint Maxim |
Faith | Cult of Pew |
Currency | Ammunition |
Animal | Streetsweeper |
The Republic of Washington Resistance Army is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Saint Maxim with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.237 billion Washington Resistance Armyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.9%.
The powerhouse Washington Resistance Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,499 trillion Ammunitions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 150,617 Ammunitions, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
Funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Saint Maxim's eyes only', and declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Saint Maxim to progressive thinkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washington Resistance Army's national animal is the Streetsweeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Pew.
Washington Resistance Army is ranked 134,432nd in the world and 8th in Zentari for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 39,311.1 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Washington Resistance Army, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Saint Maxim to progressive thinkers.
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Washington Resistance Army was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
Washington Resistance Army, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Saint Maxim's eyes only'.
- : Following new legislation in
Washington Resistance Army, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
- : Following new legislation in
Washington Resistance Army, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at.
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Washington Resistance Army, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
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Washington Resistance Army, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
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Washington Resistance Army, hell is not always other people.
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Washington Resistance Army, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in
Washington Resistance Army, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.