by Max Barry

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Largest Black Market: 1,869th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,525th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,375th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
La sanan ma la magiri adi záh-bi
Eminence Grise
Libertarian Nationalist Officer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Washington Resistance Army

Population13.443 billion

LeaderSaint Maxim
FaithCult of Pew


The Republic of Washington Resistance Army is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Maxim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.443 billion Washington Resistance Armyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.

The powerhouse Washington Resistance Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,024 trillion Ammunitions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 150,584 Ammunitions, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Washington Resistance Armyian military, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, sex changes are routinely performed at Washington Resistance Army's hospitals, and the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washington Resistance Army's national animal is the Streetsweeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Pew.

Washington Resistance Army is ranked 4,603rd in the world and 7th in Zentari for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 36,530.98 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 1,869thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,525thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,375thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,603rdHighest Economic Output: 5,415thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,552ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,706thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,958thLargest Populations: 10,673rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,886thHighest Average Incomes: 12,421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,454thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,905thLargest Governments: 14,889thMost Stationary: 15,178thMost Influential: 16,276thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,770th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the region

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