| Population | 1.27 billion |
| Capital | Austin |
| Leader | President Amado Puente |
| Currency | Washington Peso |
| Animal | Washington Longhorn |
The Republic of Washington-on-the-Brazos is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Amado Puente with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.27 billion Washingtonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Washingtonian economy, worth 142 trillion Washington Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 111,817 Washington Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washington-on-the-Brazos's national animal is the Washington Longhorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Washington-on-the-Brazos is ranked 230,684th in the world and 102nd in Texas for Largest Populations, with 1.27 billion capita.
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Washington-on-the-Brazos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Washington-on-the-Brazos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Washington-on-the-Brazos, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
- : Washington-on-the-Brazos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Washington-on-the-Brazos, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in Washington-on-the-Brazos, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in Washington-on-the-Brazos, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
- : Following new legislation in Washington-on-the-Brazos, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Washington-on-the-Brazos, purported secret military bases are dismissed by President Amado Puente to be highly-advanced toilet factories.
- : Washington-on-the-Brazos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
