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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,202ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,765thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,071st
The Commie Raider Lesbians of
Corrupt Dictatorship
the will of the workers is the will of the nation
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Wascoitan

Population10.257 billion

CapitalYexver
LeaderAddison Eberhardt
FaithMarxism-Lesbianism

CurrencyScarab
AnimalArctic Fox

The Commie Raider Lesbians of Wascoitan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Addison Eberhardt with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.257 billion Wascoitians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yexver. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wascoitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Scarabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,339 Scarabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', most pop videos prominently feature the Wascoitian flag, and it's all quiet on the western front. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wascoitan's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism-Lesbianism.

Wascoitan is ranked 167,216th in the world and 3,273rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 109.7847214044 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,202ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,765thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,071stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,726thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,853rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,243rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,284thNicest Citizens: 3,401stMost Inclusive: 3,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,160thBest Weather: 4,812thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,817thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,953rdMost Developed: 5,272ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,518thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,735thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,758thLargest Governments: 7,804thHighest Food Quality: 8,372ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,563rdSmartest Citizens: 8,819thMost Secular: 9,998thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,141stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,062ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,413thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,985thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,077thMost Income Equality: 15,426thMost Armed: 17,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,487thLowest Crime Rates: 17,980thMost Pacifist: 18,926thHighest Economic Output: 21,921stMost Efficient Economies: 25,851st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 87th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 135th in the regionNicest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Inclusive: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 195th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 196th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 227th in the regionBest Weather: 232nd in the regionMost Developed: 241st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 251st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 278th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 337th in the regionLargest Governments: 382nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 384th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 390th in the regionMost Influential: 424th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 425th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 454th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 476th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 548th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 594th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 624th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 669th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 719th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 922nd in the regionMost Armed: 972nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Wascoitan altered its national flag.
  • : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 5% for Most Cheerful Citizens, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Wascoitan's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Wascoitan altered its national flag.
  • : Wascoitan relocated from Balder to Osiris.
  • : Wascoitan was refounded in Balder.
  • : Wascoitan ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.

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