The Commie Raider Lesbians of Wascoitan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aleena Connolly with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.482 billion Wascoitians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yexver. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Wascoitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion Scarabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,635 Scarabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wascoitan's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism-Lesbianism.

Wascoitan is ranked 212,285^th in the world and 5,928^th in Osiris for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.