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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 95th Most Avoided: 129th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 129th
The Juggernaught War State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where politics fail, war prevails
Father
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Warson

Population25.541 billion

CapitalThe Bunker
LeaderFather

CurrencyBullet
Animalwolf

The Juggernaught War State of Warson is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.541 billion Wariors are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Warsonian economy, worth an astonishing 11,757 trillion Bullets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 460,352 Bullets, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,799,778 per year while the poor average 33,591, a ratio of 83.3 to 1.

The government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, and vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Warson's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Warson is ranked 17,309th in the world and 484th in the Rejected Realms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 95thMost Avoided: 129thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 129thHighest Disposable Incomes: 139thFattest Citizens: 165thLargest Insurance Industry: 197thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 204thHighest Economic Output: 237thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 245thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 284thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 291stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 299thLargest Gambling Industry: 312thHighest Average Incomes: 327thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 371stLargest Retail Industry: 425thLargest Mining Sector: 433rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 527thMost Corrupt Governments: 681stMost Armed: 740thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 778thMost Scientifically Advanced: 786thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 841stMost Secular: 1,081stRudest Citizens: 1,173rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,295thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,347thMost Efficient Economies: 1,383rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,452ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,913thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,252ndLargest Populations: 2,953rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,285thLargest Governments: 4,818thLargest Black Market: 5,142ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,528thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,514thMost Stationary: 7,904thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 8,472ndSmartest Citizens: 9,425thMost Influential: 12,544th
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Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Populations: 54th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 54th in the regionMost Stationary: 71st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Black Market: 135th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 223rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 252nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 276th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 368th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 469th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 484th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Warson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Warson, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • : Following new legislation in Warson, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Warson, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Warson, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Warson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Warson, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Following new legislation in Warson, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Warson, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Warson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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