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Wars Forever

Population27.555 billion

CapitalUnderground Ketchup
LeaderCATS
FaithAtheism

Currencydollar
AnimalGiant enemy crab

The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.555 billion Wars Foreverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 15,656 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 568,187 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wars Forever is ranked 12,842nd in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 3 valid endorsements.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 50thHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rdMost Avoided: 89thLargest Mining Sector: 116thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 143rdMost Secular: 149thFattest Citizens: 151stLargest Insurance Industry: 155thMost Efficient Economies: 192ndHighest Economic Output: 199thHighest Average Incomes: 203rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 310thMost Armed: 356thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 373rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 399thLargest Retail Industry: 400thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 421stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 434thMost Patriotic: 439thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 486thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 549thMost Scientifically Advanced: 602ndRudest Citizens: 639thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 690thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,015thLargest Governments: 1,077thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,116thLowest Crime Rates: 1,165thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,331stMost Stationary: 1,340thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,751stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,021stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,189thSmartest Citizens: 2,502ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,808thMost Influential: 3,299thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,756thLargest Populations: 3,921stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,474thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,910thNudest: 7,202ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,662ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,381stMost Conservative: 11,835thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,842ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,688th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wars Forever was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Wars Forever voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration In Regard To Hippopotami".
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Wars Foreverian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Hydroponic Nation, 66 Ducks, and North Sloughtown Metropolis.

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