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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,208th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In Queen we trust.
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Warpostia

Population20 million

CurrencyWarcoins
AnimalDog

The Free Land of Warpostia is a small, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20 million Warpostians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.

The strong Warpostian economy, worth 1.12 trillion Warcoins a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 55,893 Warcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, Warpostian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, and on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warpostia's national animal is the Dog.

Warpostia is ranked 77,650th in the world and 3,356th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,208th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 186th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 731st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, Warpostian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Warpostia to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.

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