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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,044th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In Queen we trust.
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Warpostia

Population403 million

CurrencyWarcoins
AnimalDog

The Free Land of Warpostia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 403 million Warpostians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.

The strong Warpostian economy, worth 22.3 trillion Warcoins a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 55,308 Warcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Warpostians, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Dogs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warpostia's national animal is the Dog.

Warpostia is ranked 128,723rd in the world and 5,777th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 4.49 Average Smiles Per Day.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,044th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 183rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 613th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 641st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Dogs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Warpostians.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up.
  • : Warpostia's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, golden statues of Dogs line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Warpostia.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant.
  • : Following new legislation in Warpostia, Warpostian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.

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