The Glorious Republic of Waroklion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Cornelius Ice with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 2.073 billion Waroklionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waroklion City. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Waroklionian economy, worth 318 trillion Waroks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,717 Waroks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, t-shirts displaying a photo of Cornelius Ice performing the Full-Monty are selling out, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and contestants on Waroklion's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waroklion's national animal is the Kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Waroklion is ranked 59,570^th in the world and 40^th in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 188,346 Standard Monetary Units.