The People's Confederation of Wardoeka is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Awarsvaxa Uæþada with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.983 billion Wardoekans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Servaxada Wardoeka. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardoekan economy, worth 248 trillion Za'a Waredes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 125,401 Za'a Waredes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, posters on 'Wardoekan Values' advise against being proud of Wardoeka, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and a vast monorail network carries people all over the country. Crime is totally unknown. Wardoeka's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wardoeka is ranked 3,766^th in the world and 102^nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,871.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.