The People's Confederation of Wardoeka is a huge, safe nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 556 million Wardoekans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Servaxada Wardoeka. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wardoekan economy, worth 44.7 trillion Za'a Waredes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 80,485 Za'a Waredes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime is totally unknown. Wardoeka's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wardoeka is ranked 194,065^th in the world and 7,831^st in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.