The Kingdom of Wardie land is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Imperial Majesty the Queen Sophia I with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 21.359 billion Wardians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,810 trillion Imperial Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,574 Imperial Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 425,234 per year while the poor average 30,766, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Wardie land's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Wardie land is ranked 66,556^th in the world and 3,966^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.63 law-abiding acts per hour.