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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,188thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,363rdMost Devout: 1,793rd
The Confederate Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
FOR THE EMPIRE!
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Wardie land

Population14.804 billion

CapitalNew London
LeaderHer Imperial Majesty the Queen Sophia I
FaithAnglicanism

CurrencyImperial Pound
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Confederate Kingdom of Wardie land is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Imperial Majesty the Queen Sophia I with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.804 billion Wardians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,808 trillion Imperial Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 122,136 Imperial Pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 639,350 per year while the poor average 12,517, a ratio of 51.1 to 1.

The climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, Wardians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, war vets look after war animals, and road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Wardie land's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Wardie land is ranked 177,458th in the world and 33rd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Most Avoided, scoring 0.91 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,188thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,363rdMost Devout: 1,793rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,057thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,526thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,946thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,264thMost Primitive: 4,462ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,535thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,704thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,740thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,749thMost Armed: 8,021stHighest Economic Output: 8,488thMost Cultured: 8,720thLargest Black Market: 9,160thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,774thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,569thLargest Populations: 14,140thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,840thMost Efficient Economies: 18,237thRudest Citizens: 19,994thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,741st
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wardie land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Wardie land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Wardie land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Wardie land's influence in Federation of Conservative Nations rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Wardie land, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardie land, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardie land, Wardians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Wardie land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardie land, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardie land, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.

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