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Most Armed: 5,465th Most Authoritarian: 8,828th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,379th
The Vangaurdian Stratocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There Is No Negotiating With Subversion!
Influence
Truckler
Reichsbildungsminister
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Wardengard

Population1.208 billion

CapitalKovinvag
LeaderGeneral Norton Konradsen
FaithGuild Christianity

CurrencyRælig
AnimalEel

The Vangaurdian Stratocracy of Wardengard is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Norton Konradsen with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.208 billion Wardens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kovinvag. The average income tax rate is 67.2%.

The strong Wardengardian economy, worth 116 trillion Ræligs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,775 Ræligs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, toddler groups haven taken over local libraries, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wardengard's national animal is the Eel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Guild Christianity.

Wardengard is ranked 43,006th in the world and 4th in National Socialist Ministries for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 73.93 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Armed: 5,465thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 8,828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,379thMost Devout: 11,985thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,552ndLargest Black Market: 14,725th
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Most Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wardengard, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardengard, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardengard, toddler groups haven taken over local libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardengard, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.
  • : Wardengard lodged a message on the National Socialist Ministries Regional Message Board.
  • : Wardengard created a new poll in National Socialist Ministries: "Modernism vs. Archeofuturism vs. Traditionalism".
  • : Wardengard lodged a message on the National Socialist Ministries Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardengard, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardengard, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardengard, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.

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