The Kingdom of Wardency is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 123 million Wardens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The very strong Warden economy, worth 8.40 trillion pans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 68,294 pans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, Wardency is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wardency's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Wardency is ranked 112,382^nd in the world and 5,274^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 38.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.