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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 109th
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May the Northern Lights guide us to victory.
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
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Wardency

Population6.821 billion

CapitalPriastand
LeaderEmperor Gustaf V
FaithWardish Elisimism

CurrencyOkronua
AnimalWardish cod

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The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Education and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardish economy, worth a remarkable 2,323 trillion Okronuas a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 340,631 Okronuas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,651,320 per year while the poor average 40,672, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Wardency, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wardency's national animal is the Wardish cod, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Wardish Elisimism.

Wardency is ranked 2,802nd in the world and 91st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 34.83 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 109thMost Patriotic: 166thMost Ignorant Citizens: 170thMost Subsidized Industry: 198thMost Primitive: 325thMost Corrupt Governments: 348thMost Avoided: 404thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 877thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 955thLargest Black Market: 1,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,615thMost Armed: 2,174thLargest Governments: 2,353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,576thHighest Crime Rates: 2,699thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,802ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,343rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,498thNudest: 3,655thRudest Citizens: 4,990thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,337thHighest Economic Output: 8,128thMost Secular: 10,859thMost Conservative: 12,674thTop
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Most Influential: 18,359thMost Stationary: 21,147thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,650thMost Authoritarian: 26,315th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Armed: 66th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionFattest Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 109th in the regionNudest: 113th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 122nd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 151st in the regionRudest Citizens: 262nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 264th in the regionMost Secular: 511th in the regionMost Stationary: 545th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 554th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 720th in the regionLargest Populations: 924th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,035th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,313th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wardency, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Wardency was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardency, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardency, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Wardency lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Wardency lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Wardency lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardency, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Wardency.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardency, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardency, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.

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