The ꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮ of Wardency is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Gustaf V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, lack of airports, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.821 billion Wardish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Education and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardish economy, worth a remarkable 2,323 trillion Okronuas a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 340,631 Okronuas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,651,320 per year while the poor average 40,672, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Wardency, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wardency's national animal is the Wardish cod, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Wardish Elisimism.

Wardency is ranked 2,802^nd in the world and 91^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 34.83 Obesity Rate.