by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 75thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 176thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 258th
The United Kingdoms of
Corporate Police State
May the Northern Lights guide us to victory.
Emperor Gustaf V
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.289 billion

LeaderEmperor Gustaf V
FaithWardish Elisimism

AnimalPeregrine falcon

The United Kingdoms of Wardency is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Gustaf V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.289 billion Wardish are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardish economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion Okronuas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 267,833 Okronuas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,677,721 per year while the poor average 18,122, a ratio of 92.6 to 1.

The rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and mostly women are seen and not heard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Wardency's national animal is the Peregrine falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Wardish Elisimism.

Wardency is ranked 4,124th in the world and 161st in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 11.71 Weapons Per Person.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 75thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 176thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 258thMost Patriotic: 424thMost Ignorant Citizens: 715thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 768thMost Avoided: 1,359thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,651stLargest Black Market: 1,976thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,144thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,797thHighest Average Incomes: 2,946thMost Armed: 4,124thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,649thFattest Citizens: 4,858thMost Efficient Economies: 5,092ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,426thLargest Governments: 6,005thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,538thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,772ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,918thTop
Highest Economic Output: 16,127thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,052ndMost Primitive: 22,265th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 136th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 136th in the regionMost Armed: 161st in the regionFattest Citizens: 192nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 211th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 222nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 283rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 296th in the regionLargest Governments: 328th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 339th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 392nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 530th in the regionRudest Citizens: 773rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 790th in the regionMost Stationary: 820th in the regionMost Primitive: 871st in the region

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