The Kingdom of Wardency is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Wilheim IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.091 billion Wardish are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Education and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardish economy, worth 733 trillion Okronuas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,296 Okronuas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,503,327 per year while the poor average 15,583, a ratio of 96.5 to 1.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Wardency's national animal is the Peregrine falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Notchism.

Wardency is ranked 29,684^th in the world and 2,009^th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 1,060 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.