by Max Barry

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,281stMost Devout: 19,294thSafest: 23,573rd
The Sleepy Time of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Warden Nakari

Population10.02 billion


The Sleepy Time of Warden Nakari is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The devout population of 10.02 billion Warden Nakarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The large but inefficient Warden Nakarian economy, worth 491 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,080 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warden Nakari's national animal is the snake.

Warden Nakari is ranked 219,406th in the world and 499th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -7.94 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,281stTop
Most Devout: 19,294thSafest: 23,573rdLargest Black Market: 24,780th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the region

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