The Republic of War Dogs XXXIX is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.419 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth a remarkable 3,380 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 324,470 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, the face of Dog o'War is a permanent feature of the WD Central skyline, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, and sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs XXXIX's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs XXXIX is ranked 16,430^th in the world and 165^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 57.54 flags saluted per person per day.