Population | 4.978 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs LXXV is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.978 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 979 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 196,789 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 997,366 per year while the poor average 21,539, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.
Drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, the booming slave trade is now government-funded, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. War Dogs LXXV's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs LXXV is ranked 266,098th in the world and 707th in Realm of Dogs for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.55 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXXV, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXXV, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXXV, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXXV, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
- : War Dogs LXXV was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXXV, Dog O'War often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXXV, War Dogs LXXV is renowned for its lax gun laws.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXXV, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXXV, nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXXV, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee.