The Republic of War Dogs LXXIX is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.701 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 250,768 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, getting a haircut is a punishable offence, there's no weight to modern politics, and army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs LXXIX's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs LXXIX is ranked 45,597^th in the world and 387^th in Realm of Dogs for Most Secular, with 29.05 Atheism Rate.