Population | 10.399 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Republic of War Dogs LXII is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.399 billion War Dogs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,735 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. War Dogs LXII's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs LXII is ranked 315,451st in the world and 5,155th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.77 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : War Dogs LXII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
- : War Dogs LXII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, the election for Dog O'War's office's janitor is heating up.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, the only religious freedom citizens have is which religion they want to oppress them.