Population | 8.816 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | Dog |
The Republic of War Dogs LX is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, disturbing lack of elderly people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.816 billion War Dogs are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth a remarkable 1,922 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 218,070 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sushi is sold on the black market, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, and politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs LX's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs LX is ranked 76,519th in the world and 1,522nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.1 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LX, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LX, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LX, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LX, sushi is sold on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LX, Dog O'War's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LX, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LX, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LX, staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LX, Dog O'War can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LX, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.