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Most Valuable International Artwork: 820thMost Subsidized Industry: 908thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,009th
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State
To the front!
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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War Dogs IV

Population10.715 billion

CapitalWD Central
LeaderDog o'War
FaithVioletism

Currencylira
AnimalDog

The United Socialist States of War Dogs IV is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.715 billion War Dogs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 3,841 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 358,549 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, every workday begins with group therapy, and octogenarian models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs IV's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

War Dogs IV is ranked 292,579th in the world and 701st in The Wellspring for Most Avoided, scoring 0.53 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 820thMost Subsidized Industry: 908thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,009thLargest Black Market: 1,196thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,251stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,471stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,559thHighest Average Incomes: 1,567thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,751stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,902ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,924thMost Efficient Economies: 1,984thLargest Governments: 2,355thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,428thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,643rdMost Cultured: 2,682ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,578thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,708thHighest Food Quality: 3,749thMost Developed: 3,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,179thSmartest Citizens: 4,196thMost Inclusive: 4,353rdRudest Citizens: 4,511thHighest Economic Output: 4,993rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,085thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,116thLowest Crime Rates: 5,326thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,040thNudest: 6,076thLargest Retail Industry: 7,744thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,894thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,156thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,181stMost Secular: 12,916thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,237thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,688thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,296thMost Patriotic: 19,373rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,806thHealthiest Citizens: 26,137th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs IV, octogenarian models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs IV, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs IV, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs IV, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs IV, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs IV, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : War Dogs IV was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs IV, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights.
  • : War Dogs IV was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs IV, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.

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