Population | 3.176 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | dog |
The Protectorate of War Dogs DXLVI is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.176 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 580 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,748 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.
Voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to War Dogs DXLVI, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures, glamping War Dogs won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs DXLVI's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs DXLVI is ranked 243,329th in the world and 605th in Realm of Dogs for Most Income Equality, scoring 10.49 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DXLVI, the government snoops on private internet connections.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DXLVI, glamping War Dogs won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DXLVI, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures.
- : War Dogs DXLVI was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DXLVI, voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to War Dogs DXLVI.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DXLVI, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DXLVI, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DXLVI, diaper sales are up.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DXLVI, the same 3176 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Dog O'War's every word on Twitcher.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DXLVI, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.