The Republic of War Dogs DXIII is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.617 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 559 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,555 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. War Dogs DXIII's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs DXIII is ranked 164,410^th in the world and 577^th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,907.3 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.