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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,180thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,208thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,232nd
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
To the front, you scurvy dogs!
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War Dogs DLXI

Population3.637 billion

CapitalWD Central
LeaderDog O'War
FaithCanis Majorism

Currencydollar
Animaldog

The Republic of War Dogs DLXI is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.637 billion War Dogs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 679 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,828 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, the Canine Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?", and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs DLXI's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs DLXI is ranked 26,081st in the world and 183rd in Realm of Dogs for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.75 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,180thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,208thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,232ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,455thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,541stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,843rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,457thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,512thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,515thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,642ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,194thMost Primitive: 5,513thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,573rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,834thLargest Black Market: 6,689thNudest: 7,752ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,478thMost Devout: 10,843rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,153rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,808thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,390thTop
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Largest Governments: 17,970thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,710thMost Efficient Economies: 22,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 26,081stMost Authoritarian: 30,573rd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 69th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 71st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DLXI, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DLXI, choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?".
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DLXI, the Canine Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DLXI, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : War Dogs DLXI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DLXI, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DLXI, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DLXI, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DLXI, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
  • : War Dogs DLXI was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".

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