The Emirate of War Dogs DCXXXIX is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.304 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 656 trillion Gold Bars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,647 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', and 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs DCXXXIX's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs DCXXXIX is ranked 10,609^th in the world and 163^rd in Realm of Dogs for Most Secular, with 94.54 Atheism Rate.